Unbelievable—well maybe not; this is how the Boys from Bain make their money …
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/greed-and-debt-the-true-story-of-mitt-romney-and-bain-capital-20120829

Regardless, surely, it would be cheaper for the eBay BoD to keep the chief headless turkey on board and let the cretin go down with the ship ...

And, I’m still trying to figure out how they measure “performance” at eBay; the shareholders have never had even one penny in cash dividends. Johnny Ho has been effectively in control of eBay since August 2007, when both eBay and Amazon’s share prices were ~$40. Today eBay is $57 and Amazon is $298. Where is the performance at eBay? What is the point of such “performance” if the shareholders see zero benefit from it, and only Johnny Ho and his gaggle of hand-picked Keystone Kops take home all the cash?

“Golden handshakes” for eBay’s chief headless turkey, Johnny Ho, and the other bird working the Enron spreadsheet—“golden showers” for everyone else …

And, just for fun, a summary of quotes from the eBay executive suite ... http://bit.ly/12xvzyA
And Johnny Ho’s “Thought Leader Forum” transcript—Ho, Ho, Ho … http://bit.ly/16McqO1

And, apparently, the cretin is going to become a director of the new “PreyPal” Inc. …

The eBay executive suite—where the incompetent mingle with the disingenuous, the malevolent and the outright criminal, and the just plain stupid ... http://bit.ly/11F2eas