A Holiday Jingle — PYMNTS Style

Knockin’ around an NFT
At a Christmas party flop
Crypto winter’s got to melt
Someone grab a mop

Blockchainin’ around the data streams
Hey Alexa, play that song
Counting the excess inventory
We really got it wrong

But you will get a feeling of contentment when you hear
Judge is saying, “End the folly,”
SBF won’t be too jolly

Stock in the red, a Christmas meme
That’ll wreck your holiday
Everything on sale, continuously
And chargebacks on the way

You will get a very odd sensation when you hear
Inflationary retail statements
Still can’t bring us down at PYMNTS

Lookin’ around for a Christmas tree
We waited way too late
Next year let’s try installments
And put ’22 away

Happy Holidays from your friends at PYMNTS!