MCX CEO To Be Named On Next Season Of “The Apprentice”

The Merchant Customer Exchange will use Season 11 of “The Apprentice” to find and name its first CEO, the company announced today.

“We’re thrilled to be taking a new step with The Apprentice. It’s not easy being a merchant in this economy, thanks to President Obama, and MCX can help get America back on track,” said Donald Trump, host of The Apprentice. “The Apprentice is all about improving and expanding enterprises that are already successful: something we think will tie in perfectly with MCX’s mission.”

MCX said they plan to offer a specific product or solution shortly after their CEO is named.

“We’ve had a bear of time finding a new CEO who can go toe-to-toe, eyeball-to-eyeball, mano-a-mano with the networks,” said Walmart Payments Exec Mike Chef. “We’re thrilled Donald Trump has given us this incredible opportunity.”

Each week candidates will be given a new task to separate the dregs from the stars. In the first episode, the apprentices will form teams and try to start NFC-based payment systems in selected American towns. It is rumored that several ex-Google Wallet employees have applied to be on the show.

*This article appeared in PYMNTS.com’s 2013 April Fools Newsletter.