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Commercial Payments Podcast with Keith Pierce, TSYS
April 08, 2014

Commercial Payments Podcast with Keith Pierce, TSYS Business-to-business electronic payment solutions have been on the corporate “to do” list for some time now, but finally, there seems to be a growing interest among companies to figure out how to adopt these solutions. Lowering the cost...

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April 02, 2014

Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Throws-In The Towel
April 01, 2014

The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) has officially given up, releasing a statement this morning that said that the government agency will officially be closing up their offices and going home, effective “right now.” Noting that the first day of April had been a very...

Area Man Afraid To Admit To Children He Does Not Understand Loop Fob
April 01, 2014

Newton Massachusetts math teacher Carl Ubritz says he has spent three months staring at the Loop Fob on his kitchen counter, and still has no earthly idea what he is supposed to do with it. Ubritz reportedly received the fob as a gift from his...

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American Card Companies’ Response to Russian Pay Card Scheme: Uncontrollable Giggling
April 01, 2014

In response to recent sanctions imposed on Russia by the U.S. that bars American card companies from processing Russian payments, Vladimir Putin announced last week that Russia would set up its own pay card system. This week, American card companies responded to the Russian presidents...

Amazon Announces PreCommerce
April 01, 2014

In the latest in a series of announcements that has industry luminaries by turns declaring themselves “amazed,” “flabbergasted, “ and “drinking before noon,” Amazon today announced that it is ready to explore the newest horizon of eCommerce,  pre-Commerce. “While other retailers are lagging behind trying...

GE Retail Rethinks Synchrony Brand Name
April 01, 2014

After announcing its new brand name Synchrony and hearing people complain about how much trouble they have pronouncing its name, GE has chosen a new name which it hopes will appeal to everyone. After attending what insiders are referring to as a “life-changingly meaningful” corporate...

Kanye West Announces KanPay
April 01, 2014

Rapper, fashion entrepreneur, fragrance mogul, self-described genius and Kardashian husband Kanye West will soon have another descriptor to add to his title—payments magnate. “As a modern renaissance man I am always looking for new and innovative ways to expand the Kanye West brand.  I’ve already...

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Egyptian Goddess Threatens mWallet Provider With Legal Action For Defamation Of Character
April 01, 2014

Patrons of Baltimore Maryland’s premier Waffle House destination received quite a shock earlier today when a woman clad in a white linen tunic and throne-shaped crown spontaneously appeared ex nihilo in their midst and demanded to be taken to the “meanest, most vituperative lawyer this...